December 2008
4 posts
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Sky Eats Texas
This post from http://fuckthatband.com. It’s one I wrote, but it’s been edited by the staff.
If you find yourself at a New Years Eve party this year and you seriously HATE everyone there, here is a sure fire way to ruin the lives of every soul at the shin dig: all you have to do is put some Sky Eats Airplane on the stereo. Once all the peeps at the par-tay hear that bands music, they...
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Bring Me The Good Music
This is a post I wrote for fuckthatband.com, but it’s been edited by the staff.
Everyone keeps chatting about a hardcore band from the UK (where?). They are called Bring Me the Horizon. Should I be a proper gentleman and give them a listen? Or should I continue to watch Degrassi on TV?!?!?! Fuck. So many decisions in life! McDonalds or Burger King, Coke or Pepsi, midget porn or weird anime...
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Craig Owens Cinematic Sucks
This is a post I wrote for http://fuckthatband.com, but it’s been edited by the staff there.
What is this? Is this even legal? It looks like the little boy Craig Owens from Chiodos has brought his little boy voice to form a new suck called Cinematic Sunrise. I mean come on, we had enough of you from the beginning of All Nereids Beware!
But you know I was peepin around their website...
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Dirty Carolina
This is a post I wrote for http://fuckthatband.com, but it’s been edited by the staff.
If you mixed together slim shady, the Jonas Brothers, and kurt cobain I’m guessing this is prolly what you would get. Check out these chocolate syrup-covered idiots called Breathe Carolina. They sound like they look, shitty. I’m pretty sure I’d rather be watching that UBER radical...